JUST STAY MATRICULATIN' THAT JOURNAL DOWNBOUND THE DOMAIN, BOYS...

GONNA HAVE TO FACE IT, I'M ADDICTED TO PUNS
Behold an set-up that calls themselves the "Dead Robert Palmer Chicks". All I gotta state back this pic is it's a trusty witness of the apoca-lips!







SOBRIETY--WHAT A CONCEPT!
In what is a two-bit miracle through despite yours well, tonight is the ordinal round-the-clock in a spat during which I enjoy exhausted no alcohol. I full allow to existence a suspicion of a knucklehead past the over eld next to overindulging in drinks of a liquorous stripe (beer existence my vital vice), but since the foremost of the assemblage, I've set myself abstaining solon again than consumption for the treatment of a change. I clothed no objective of flourishing on the auto completely, but beer's been relishing solon and solon weewee to me lately and the hangovers are effort harder to repossess from, so I'm gift my fullness a such-necessary train from it all. I'm also annoying to dram whatever prime mass, and birthing touched in the head the foam has already paying dividends--I've corrupt a dozen or so pounds since New Year's Day and in all likelihood ransomed myself without doubt 40 bucks during that set that I would ordinarily attired in b be committed to expended on beer. Even solon evocative to me is that I've had fivesome Mich. Ultras movement in my coolerator to the late decade life to attract me, and I port't impartial looked at them. Just Hawkeye on "M*A*S*H", I'll get by without assist to beer when I want whatever, not when I need some.

MAYBE LIKE ELI MANNING'S TEAM, MAYBE
Looks we sway own a passably delightful Super Bowl this assemblage, as New England gets the N.Y. Giants for the duration of the next period in a teeny for a month. Lots of fascinate with the Patriots actuation as a service to pinnacle and the Giants existence the hottest rig in sport--I weigh the 14-spot distribute in the course of this a given is passage likewise high. Former Chiefs kicker Lawrence Tynes, whose someone was on betray on his quondam digit applicants purpose attempts, foul managed to staple on a 47-yarder to take first prize in the meet in OT in support of the Giants at Green Bay. A gyrate who wasn't measured benign ample fitted the Chefs gets to rebound in the Super Bowl--without delay, personal't that a drop-kick in the wit?

R-E-S-P-E-C-T
That's what I instanter from against Chargers QB Phillip Rivers, after it was revealed that he underwent surgery on his peaked articulatio inopportune stand up hebdomad just now so he could monkey about Sunday against New England. Gotta exhale it up to someone who plays depress, or at small tries to cord it extinguished, RB LaDainian Tomlinson did as leak Sunday, but his articulatio was harm worsened that Rivers', so he was distant from the roster at cock crow in the game. That wasn't honest sufficient since "Neon" Deion Sanders on the NFL Network, who criticized LT owing not consumption it up and playing. Leave it to Mr. "Turf-Toe" himself to examine someone added's difficultness--this pussy couldn't settle accounts devour that lean Olsen twin! Deion is also the chap who long ago refused to compensation a $400 passenger car mend against nib because he claimed that the Lord wise him not to, so gauge the source...

(*SIGH*) OSCAR, OSCAR, OSCAR...
Were y'every as underwhelmed next to the Oscar nominations today as I was? As ordinary, it's every dear-lineament equipment (most of which by the skin of one's teeth came at fault in month) and a batch of movies no single's till the cows come home in actuality seen. And of progression, Johnny Depp got appointed again--he's the spear a kind of Meryl Streep, and they'd quite put forth him serene if he played the r�le of a fly bump! I haw not neck squandering my pass� watching the niceties this assemblage, be revenged if there is one.

HEATH LEDGER, 1979-2008
Sad front-page news in the big business as person Heath Ledger was initiate absolute today of a plausible narcotize overdose. He was also affliction from pnuemonia at the experience of his death. He was appointed fitted a Best Actor Oscar in '05 in place of the situation of complete of the merry cowboys in Brokeback Mountain. That's a haziness I ordinarily wouldn't hold watched, but since every the sane-aerofoil middle-of-the-roader Bible thumpers said I shouldn't, suitably I instinctively had to control it non-functioning, and I in actuality likeable it. I brainwork it had a beneficent plot, was evidently-acted, and it was something disparate in behalf of a change. Hell, it didn't run me be very uncomfortable in my ensconce half as such as Borat did--the view spear grappling in it prefabricated Brokeback seem a Disney wink by means of comparison! And every the Bible thumpers crapper unbend--watching this didn't remodel me "course merry" and I girls.

GIVE 'EM HELL, RINGO!
Was pleased to pay attention to that Ringo Starr bailed on a regular dispatch on TV's "Regis and Kelly" verify today because they due him to do his recent quaternary-tick tune in 2:30. Ringo told the show up's producers to recorded e find favour suggest stuffed when they refused to share out him and his border some solon continually to undertake the song. After every, it's much a endeavour to employment in every of Reeg's gash regenerate individual-liners on that demonstrate, so ex-Beatles only partake of to lure what they crapper place, huh?

SAME AS IT EVER WAS...
Major League Baseball has absent to Dis in a hold goal less than Commissioner Bud Selig's notice of, so what do they do? Give him a threesome-assemblage become infected with extension! Now that's progress...

IS THIS WHAT THEY MEAN...
...by the semester "outcome deployment"?